One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
Uranus is sick of your shit…
*eats kale; never forgets*
Being a waiter can be hard…
Jenny from the block.
He’s a little â˜ºï¸
Street sign in Germany clarifies who it was named after
What a deal.
Germany loves vertebrates.
When you get your first cold of the year…
The U.S. Military used inflatable Tanks to trick the Nazis during WWII
There are Unicorns among us…
We must moove the milk…
War is hell.
Honestly, calm down.
Bless you, child.
How do I write a symphony?
If men hate the sight of you, there is help available.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Join the conversation
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Stormtrooper Secrets: Hip Hop Twerk
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
Faces of meth vs faces of marijuana.
Cats gone wild.
Drinking and writing.
The name of your new record label.
Tugging my heart strings.