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One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.

One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
Uranus is sick of your shit…
Uranus is sick of your shit…
*eats kale; never forgets*
*eats kale; never forgets*
Being a waiter can be hard…
Being a waiter can be hard…
Jenny from the block.
Jenny from the block.
He’s a little ☺️
He’s a little ☺️
Street sign in Germany clarifies who it was named after
Street sign in Germany clarifies who it was named after
What a deal.
What a deal.
Germany loves vertebrates.
Germany loves vertebrates.
When you get your first cold of the year…
When you get your first cold of the year…
The U.S. Military used inflatable Tanks to trick the Nazis during WWII
The U.S. Military used inflatable Tanks to trick the Nazis during WWII
There are Unicorns among us…
There are Unicorns among us…
We must moove the milk…
We must moove the milk…
War is hell.
War is hell.
Honestly, calm down.
Honestly, calm down.
Bless you, child.
Bless you, child.
How+do+I+write+a+symphony%3F
How do I write a symphony?
Jellyfish.
Jellyfish.
If+men+hate+the+sight+of+you%2C+there+is+help+available.
If men hate the sight of you, there is help available.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+reading+up+on+nipples.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Join the conversation
What+should+I+put+on+my+birthday+cake%3F
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Stormtrooper+Secrets%3A+Hip+Hop+Twerk
Stormtrooper Secrets: Hip Hop Twerk
This+is+a+thing.+They%26%238217%3Bre+called+catios.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
Faces+of+meth+vs+faces+of+marijuana.
Faces of meth vs faces of marijuana.
Cats+gone+wild.
Cats gone wild.
Drinking+and+writing.
Drinking and writing.
The+name+of+your+new+record+label.
The name of your new record label.
Tugging+my+heart+strings.
Tugging my heart strings.