Tokyo’s highway system looks like when I was learning to tie my own shoes.

Tokyo's highway system looks like when I was learning to tie my own shoes.

Jinichi Kawakami, Japan’s last ninja, showing his tools of the trade.

Jinichi Kawakami, Japan’s last ninja, showing his tools of the trade.

Back-to-back photo shoots, actually.

Back-to-back photo shoots, actually.

Kittens in bananas are missing their pajamas.

Kittens in bananas are missing their pajamas.

Tonight, we fight.

Tonight, we fight.

One of them is not a crook.

One of them is not a crook.

Timmy Testosterone only on Nick @ nite after hours.

Timmy Testosterone only on Nick @ nite after hours.

You’ve just been Wonked

You’ve just been Wonked

Check out my new RAM Truck…

Check out my new RAM Truck…

Lobster fights are an acceptable first date, allegedly.

Lobster fights are an acceptable first date, allegedly.

The Devil’s Bridge in Ceredigion, Wales, is made up of three generations of bridges.

The Devil’s Bridge in Ceredigion, Wales, is made up of three generations of bridges.

You say technicality, I say tonchnocoloty.

You say technicality, I say tonchnocoloty.

My body is ready.

My body is ready.

The one true king of Thailand.

The one true king of Thailand.

Vv cool, everyone.

Vv cool, everyone.

Flip a coin, Bertie.

Flip a coin, Bertie.