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No Homo?
No Homo?
*laughs in 🦀*
*laughs in 🦀*
Where jets go to die.
Where jets go to die.
LET THEM SNOOZE
LET THEM SNOOZE
HURRR HURRR
HURRR HURRR
Teachers HATE this one dad joke.
Teachers HATE this one dad joke.
Michelangelo’s David, to scale.
Michelangelo’s David, to scale.
Soldiers adapting to the times…
Soldiers adapting to the times…
Feed the people, though?
Feed the people, though?
C’mon, Garys.
C’mon, Garys.
They had me at the first half…
They had me at the first half…
A kidney stone under an electron microscope.
A kidney stone under an electron microscope.
Meet the deep sea telescope fish called Charles.
Meet the deep sea telescope fish called Charles.
Couldn’t agree more. -J
Couldn’t agree more. -J
Fetch is now, bitch.
Fetch is now, bitch.
He+gives+kids+a+%242+discount+if+they+read+a+book+out+loud+during+their+haircut.
He gives kids a $2 discount if they read a book out loud during their haircut.
Found+the+Parseltongue%26%238230%3B
Found the Parseltongue…
91913%2C+OR%2C+zip+code+of+the+dog
91913, OR, zip code of the dog
Making+sure+the+vegans+always+have+an+option.
Making sure the vegans always have an option.
Join the conversation
Beauty+standards+thru+the+ages.
Beauty standards thru the ages.
Mike+definitely+had+a+type%26%238230%3B
Mike definitely had a type…
A+true+legend.
A true legend.
Job+shadowing+is+a+blessed+thing.
Job shadowing is a blessed thing.
I+feel+like+we+could+work+out+some+kind+of+deal%26%238230%3B
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
The+Germans+have+mastered++the+fundamentals+of+marketing.
The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.
Life+never+intended+for+us+to+deal+with+lemons%26%238230%3B
Life never intended for us to deal with lemons…
I+thought+they+crossed+some+lines%2C+then+I+heard+her+speak%26%238230%3B
I thought they crossed some lines, then I heard her speak…