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I blame the parents.
I blame the parents.
Heard you’re pregnant…
Heard you’re pregnant…
Waiting for a text.
Waiting for a text.
Ground ginger.
Ground ginger.
The true spirit of Christmas.
The true spirit of Christmas.
Not impressed.
Not impressed.
1st rule of buddy system?
1st rule of buddy system?
I’m gonna be famous!
I’m gonna be famous!
Hitler vs Voldemort.
Hitler vs Voldemort.
Conversation over.
Conversation over.
G’raph.
G’raph.
Yer a muppet Harry…
Yer a muppet Harry…
BRB DYING ALONE WITH CATS.
BRB DYING ALONE WITH CATS.
#Swagrid.
#Swagrid.
Sad Batman is sad.
Sad Batman is sad.
I+guess+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+sapiosexual%26%238230%3B
I guess I’m a sapiosexual…
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+try+harder+than+that%2C+gubment.
You’ll have to try harder than that, gubment.
We+must+go+back%2C+honestly.
We must go back, honestly.
%26%238230%3Band+my+vote.
…and my vote.
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This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+alli%5Bgato%5D+attack.
This is what it’s like when alli[gato] attack.
We+do+live+in+a+simulation.
We do live in a simulation.
Sea+bugs+are+best+bugs.
Sea bugs are best bugs.
%2Asad+kermie+noises%2A
*sad kermie noises*
Just+gimme+dat+charge%26%238230%3B
Just gimme dat charge…
Redundant+jewellery+is+redundant+jewellery.
Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.
Words
Words
That%26%238217%3Bs+executive+material.
That’s executive material.