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how to boop an alligator or die trying

how to boop an alligator or die trying
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Well worn knives.
Well worn knives.
This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.
This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.
I guess I’m a vampire now…
I guess I’m a vampire now…
This is b-e-a-utiful.
This is b-e-a-utiful.
What a mogul!
What a mogul!
The duck is a lie.
The duck is a lie.
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.
If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.
Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
She can do better.
She can do better.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
Release the hounds.
Release the hounds.
Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?
Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?
You+have+to+hear+it+in+Ross%26%238217%3B+voice
You have to hear it in Ross’ voice
because+i%26%238217%3Bm+a+normal+person
because i’m a normal person
eat%2C+sleep%2C+ignore%2C+repeat
eat, sleep, ignore, repeat
and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+wide+awake.+great%26%238230%3B
and now I’m wide awake. great…
Join the conversation
please+send+help
please send help
%26%238230%3B+in+the+pros%26%238217%3B+column
… in the pros’ column
Earns+%2420+million+per+movie+role.+Worth+every+penny
Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny
gator+melted+like+ice+cream
gator melted like ice cream
good+thing+i+packed+tortilla+chips%21
good thing i packed tortilla chips!
The+scent+of+love
The scent of love
soory+not+soory
soory not soory
%26%238230%3B+with+a+louisville+slugger
… with a louisville slugger