% Feeling Lucky? %

Maybe I actually hate my phone.

Maybe I actually hate my phone.
i thought it was genius
i thought it was genius
That’s just cruel.
That’s just cruel.
Only spies will understand
Only spies will understand
There’s too much month at the end of my money
There’s too much month at the end of my money
Oh.
Oh.
I need this unicorn lamp
I need this unicorn lamp
That Burn Is Still Painful
That Burn Is Still Painful
Can We Please Bring This To America?
Can We Please Bring This To America?
I bet I'm not alone
I bet I'm not alone
Apple Vs. Samsung: Dawn Of Gayness
Apple Vs. Samsung: Dawn Of Gayness
Who put chips in my bag of air?!
Who put chips in my bag of air?!
You overzealous $@#%!
You overzealous $@#%!
Sounds like a sassy young Bill Nye
Sounds like a sassy young Bill Nye
Not Today, Greg
Not Today, Greg
Asthma meds
Asthma meds
The+cutest+cerveza.
The cutest cerveza.
Can+I+come+over%3F
Can I come over?
How+to+deal+with+strangers.
How to deal with strangers.
World+War+Tea
World War Tea
Join the conversation
My+dream+one+day%26%238230%3B
My dream one day…
Geek+Problems.
Geek Problems.
I%26%238217%3Bd+tap+that.
I’d tap that.
Getting+paid+to+touch+your+junk.
Getting paid to touch your junk.
April+Fools%26%238217%3B+Day+is+coming%2C+this+will+prevent+your+roommate%26%238217%3Bs+soap+from+lathering
April Fools’ Day is coming, this will prevent your roommate’s soap from lathering
Social+directions.
Social directions.
What%26%238217%3Bs+your+street+name%3F
What’s your street name?
Bonzai+Treehouse
Bonzai Treehouse