I’m still your little rootin’ tootin’ cowboy, mama.

I'm still your little rootin' tootin' cowboy, mama.

somebody that I used to know

somebody that I used to know

but he won’t starve

but he won’t starve

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

grandpa has a score to settle

grandpa has a score to settle

if i wait they’ll get too cold

if i wait they’ll get too cold

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks

when your hitman becomes your therapist

when your hitman becomes your therapist

important advice

important advice

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

ask him if he cares about anything

ask him if he cares about anything

there’s a playlist for everything

there’s a playlist for everything

anyone have any good recommendations?

anyone have any good recommendations?

this is true

drink alcohol to weigh birds

drink alcohol to weigh birds

ah yes, without a license is the issue, not the other part

ah yes, without a license is the issue, not the other part