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Shaken Cosmonaut Syndrome

Shaken Cosmonaut Syndrome
close enough
close enough
dun dun… dun dun…
dun dun… dun dun…
the lids just go… poof
the lids just go… poof
i wonder who it could be from!
i wonder who it could be from!
constricting its prey
constricting its prey
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
my kind of salad bar
my kind of salad bar
this frog is poisonous
this frog is poisonous
in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time
in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time
i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles
i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles
hair club for pups
hair club for pups
the final boss is definitely compensating for something
the final boss is definitely compensating for something
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
this is my super villain origin story
this is my super villain origin story
this is the shed of a sane person
this is the shed of a sane person