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Husband leaves vasectomy appointment with incredible swag

Listen here, Dick…
Listen here, Dick…
Fair is fair in diabetes production.
Fair is fair in diabetes production.
Scotty beamed him up…
Scotty beamed him up…
Consider the following…
Consider the following…
Tell Donny
Tell Donny
You have no pasta here…
You have no pasta here…
More of this type of Protecting and Servingâ„¢, please.
More of this type of Protecting and Servingâ„¢, please.
*unmatch*
*unmatch*
Kids, basically.
Kids, basically.
I’m something of a hackerman…
I’m something of a hackerman…
Really crisped this place up.
Really crisped this place up.
Grab the Chianti and Beano, Darling
Grab the Chianti and Beano, Darling
Walmart is about sick of your shite, Sabrina.
Walmart is about sick of your shite, Sabrina.
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
I’m something of a collector…
I’m something of a collector…
They+come+for+my+blood%2C+and+stay+for+my+collection
They come for my blood, and stay for my collection
Burster+boys%21
Burster boys!
A+Winter+Wonderland+on+Mars%21
A Winter Wonderland on Mars!
Currently+chasing+my+trash+can
Currently chasing my trash can
Join the conversation
19+going+on+60
19 going on 60
The+rock+at+Ocean+Beach%2C+SF+looks+like+it+has+snow+on+it%3B+It%26%238217%3Bs+bird+excrement.
The rock at Ocean Beach, SF looks like it has snow on it; It’s bird excrement.
German+police+efficiency.
German police efficiency.
One+of+my+favorite+holiday+anecdotes.
One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
Alas%2C+Babylon.
Alas, Babylon.
Grandpa%26%238217%3Bs+cheat+sheet
Grandpa’s cheat sheet
One+man%26%238217%3Bs+trash+is+another+chipmunk%26%238217%3Bs+reading+material.
One man’s trash is another chipmunk’s reading material.
Russian+guards+protect+Donald%26%238217%3Bs+star+on+the+walk+of+fame.
Russian guards protect Donald’s star on the walk of fame.