i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

I… was not expecting that.

Why did the Bernie cross the road?

Fighting coronavirus circa 1935

Only remove a few bugs…

PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.

Got dammit, Dyl…

A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.

I need the 110 version, please.

Forbidden mayonnaise…

I wonder how much they paid Cher, circa 1977.

He wanted to ride a unicorn before his brain surgery… #makeithappencapn

CTRL-z the bad in your life.

The great soda wars of 2020…

When you’re the only one at the office who doesn’t get the flu…

Here’s the thing about your investigation…