i don’t know, crow eating your entrails sounds like a pretty good reason to skip work

late night applebees

costco doesn’t retake your membership photo if you sneeze

life insurance for men

a happy cliche

love is a… battlefield

this person needed to hang a sign because people kept hitting their head going down the stairs

an excellent shot

autobots in disguise

matching rims

A step in the right direction?

one whole egg

unaffordable european vacation

world’s greatest waffle maker

incredible converted school bus

very verrrrrrrry old