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I don’t need to turn down a bower to cry for an hour

Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
Writing is hard.
Writing is hard.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
Get woke (mew)
Get woke (mew)
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
Jokes on me…
Jokes on me…
2spooky
2spooky
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Join us!
Join us!
I’m a fan of winter, personally.
I’m a fan of winter, personally.
Perma boop
Perma boop
Never trust a writer.
Never trust a writer.
ish+good+sankshyou
ish good sankshyou
you+have+been+warned.
you have been warned.
correlation+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+equal+causation%2C+just+remember+that
correlation doesn’t equal causation, just remember that
but+i+come+with+a+cat%2C+soooooo
but i come with a cat, soooooo
Join the conversation
zeus+loved+en-lightning+humans%26%238230%3B
zeus loved en-lightning humans…
i+guess+that+means+it%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+do%21
i guess that means it’s ok to do!
rock+on+little+dude
rock on little dude
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+holding+it+in+at+that+point
there’s no holding it in at that point
i+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+wish+this+on+my+worst+enemies
i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies
this+food%26%238230%3Bhas+a+taste%2C+of+sorts
this food…has a taste, of sorts
you%26%238217%3Bre+telling+me+a+tire+rated+this+rice%3F
you’re telling me a tire rated this rice?
i%26%238217%3Bm+so+clumsy+i+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+this+is+happening+%2Aagain%2A%21
i’m so clumsy i can’t believe this is happening *again*!