i don’t think they’l make the cut

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

new life motto

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

cinematic perfection

cinematic perfection

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

this is me

whatever pays the bills

whatever pays the bills

I never thought about it that way.

I never thought about it that way.