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i guess i got the beetus

Put your phone down.
Put your phone down.
Bambi meets Godzilla.
Bambi meets Godzilla.
You have your mother’s eyes…
You have your mother’s eyes…
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
How to be an optimist:
How to be an optimist:
It’s time.
It’s time.
Those poor chameleons.
Those poor chameleons.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Where’s Pooh?
Where’s Pooh?
Imma boop you…
Imma boop you…
Dumbledore?
Dumbledore?
LOL.
LOL.
Star Wars is cute…?
Star Wars is cute…?
To feel manly again…
To feel manly again…
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
McHitler.
McHitler.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
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Not+sure+which+is+worse%26%238230%3B
Not sure which is worse…
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Thoughts%3F
Thoughts?
Words.
Words.
I+want+to+be+a+stay+at+home+mom%2C+but+without+the+kids.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
When+my+friend+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+come+to+school%26%238230%3B
When my friend doesn’t come to school…
Makes+sense%26%238230%3B
Makes sense…
True+story.
True story.