i guess it’s not so fur-fetched

My patience level in a JIF.

My patience level in a JIF.

A little salami should help with the mood.

A little salami should help with the mood.

Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977

Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977

The rare, five star Karen would like to thank your manager.

The rare, five star Karen would like to thank your manager.

And my axe!

And that’s just the problem with whales…

And that’s just the problem with whales…

Let him read…

Let him read…

The turtles send their regards.

The turtles send their regards.

It’s an American tradition!

It’s an American tradition!

Keanu brought his Mom to the Oscars, allegedly.

Keanu brought his Mom to the Oscars, allegedly.

The mother he kneaded.

The mother he kneaded.

Daryl Davis Convinced Over 200 Ku Klux Klan Members To Give Up Their Robes

Daryl Davis Convinced Over 200 Ku Klux Klan Members To Give Up Their Robes

Tom and Gerry did it first.

Tom and Gerry did it first.

Cuttlefish are terrifying.

Cuttlefish are terrifying.

It helps with the Monday’s…

It helps with the Monday’s…