i guesss they got pretty annoyed

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

toast and butter is an everyday phase

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

this is how many sides a circle has