i have ascended
I want to hold your hand…
I dare you.
Rub some bacon on it.
OMG IT TICKLES!
The future is scary.
Call me maybe…
The only honest people in the world…
zebra caretakers wear striped patterned suits so orphaned foals recognize them
Are you coming to beer fest?
interesting restaurant review
there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???
Join the conversation
the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin
with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end
all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
time zones now exist block to block and house to house
bates motel – take a shower at your own risk
The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future
living my dream like there is no tomorrow