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“I hope this email finds you well, and then ruins that”

Wheel your children young.
Wheel your children young.
On second thought… I got this.
On second thought… I got this.
Your inner horse is leaking…
Your inner horse is leaking…
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Nugget retriever.
Nugget retriever.
Words.
Words.
Should excite?
Should excite?
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Albert eats for free.
Albert eats for free.
Not in these parts…
Not in these parts…
What is this creature…?
What is this creature…?
*listening intensifies*
*listening intensifies*
Smooth criminal…
Smooth criminal…
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
immune+to+yo+mama+jokes
immune to yo mama jokes
red+shirt+pooh
red shirt pooh
stay+on+multiple+tasks
stay on multiple tasks
i%26%238217%3Bm+embarrassed+to+admit+this+one+took+me+a+second
i’m embarrassed to admit this one took me a second
Join the conversation
house+of+the+dragon+memes+to+celebrate+the+premiere+of+hbo%26%238217%3Bs+new+got+show+that+you%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+love+to+hate%21
house of the dragon memes to celebrate the premiere of hbo’s new got show that you’re gonna love to hate!
no+one+can+resist+axe+body+spray
no one can resist axe body spray
100+percent+this+is+true
100 percent this is true
love+wins
love wins
who+wins+and+why%3F
who wins and why?
%2Abooks+flight+to+scotland%2A
*books flight to scotland*
new+hot+fashion+trend
new hot fashion trend
voicemails+are+the+original+podcast
voicemails are the original podcast