i may start quoting this
Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.
Bee Sniffer Poetry
Parenting can be difficult.
Kids say the darndest things…
Realizing you’re a hero of sorts.
McDonalds chicken nugget 14 piece template
Golden carrots can be enchanted.
No hiss, just boom.
Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.
Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989
Nobody asked for this research…
Myrna, simmer down.
What do we say to the God of death?
For thee, but not for me.