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i think it’s beautiful. Poetry in sitstill.

earth jumped the shark
earth jumped the shark
i’ve made a terrible mistake
i’ve made a terrible mistake
unlimited power!!!
unlimited power!!!
the honk steals eyebrows
the honk steals eyebrows
fed to the rules and you hit the ground running
fed to the rules and you hit the ground running
mystery bale
mystery bale
the power of monopoly
the power of monopoly
the inspiration for chip ‘n dale
the inspiration for chip ‘n dale
now accepting applications
now accepting applications
smol cat holding toe beans
smol cat holding toe beans
good enough
good enough
let me take your jacket
let me take your jacket
free jack
free jack
rice fixes everything
rice fixes everything
get dressed like winnie the pooh
get dressed like winnie the pooh
Burn+the+books%21
Burn the books!
If+a+lobbyist+falls+in+the+woods%26%238230%3B
If a lobbyist falls in the woods…
I+miss+the+rains+down+in%2C+Lubbock%26%238230%3B
I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!
Join the conversation
A+keychain+that+chooses+your+lotto+numbers+for+you%26%238230%3B
A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…
The+Austrians+know+how+to+stack+wood.
The Austrians know how to stack wood.
This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?
These+days%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+almost+like+I%26%238217%3Bm+invisible%26%238230%3B
These days, it’s almost like I’m invisible…
How+does+that+sounds+to+you%3F
How does that sounds to you?
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.