I want a hippopottoman for christmas…

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

justice served

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

mind blown

Is this true?

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly