i want a hotwheels cape…

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

classic carrie bradshaw

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

yes, please

how it started vs how it’s going

i should have texted instead

such a misunderstood creature

spitting venom

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

always gotta stop to pet cats

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

what every kid wants for christmas

beer science

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

time to cry!