% Feeling Lucky? %

i want this so bad

Now available via Amazon Prime…
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Be ware the goats.
Be ware the goats.
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
Gut morning, Fräulein.
Gut morning, Fräulein.
The first cut is the cheesiest. Sing it.
The first cut is the cheesiest. Sing it.
Respect, though.
Respect, though.
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
All men must die.
All men must die.
Kinda clever, tho.
Kinda clever, tho.