Feeling Lucky?

I want to be explosively clean

obviously yes
obviously yes
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
So realistic
So realistic
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
Karen wins again
Karen wins again
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
Needs more salt
Needs more salt
My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
The answer is yes. I do.
The answer is yes. I do.
omg! it looks so happy!
omg! it looks so happy!
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
they were warned
they were warned
Employee of the month multiple times
Employee of the month multiple times
This is how birds are born
This is how birds are born
Followed directions perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
Don%26%238217%3Bt+despair%3B+Just+keep+swimming.
Don’t despair; Just keep swimming.
Blue+razz+is+life.
Blue razz is life.
Sometimes+lying+is+preferred.
Sometimes lying is preferred.
A+witch+of+the+highest+order.
A witch of the highest order.
Join the conversation
The+old+Gods+seem+a+lot+more+relatable%26%238230%3B
The old Gods seem a lot more relatable…
Pam+is+very+astute.
Pam is very astute.
I+think+this+rabbit+is+getting+ready+to+start+a+religion%26%238230%3B
I think this rabbit is getting ready to start a religion…
Highly+efficient+ABS+crafting.
Highly efficient ABS crafting.
You+can+work+here+and+still+have+your+dignity.+%26%238211%3B+Denmark%2C+probably.
You can work here and still have your dignity. – Denmark, probably.
I+want+to+drink+it+all%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+children%2C+probably.
I want to drink it all… – children, probably.
The+Aztecs+were+a+progressive+people%26%238230%3B
The Aztecs were a progressive people…
One+of+my+fav+shots+of+Martha+%24tewart
One of my fav shots of Martha $tewart