i want to try this

Gato is life.

The secret ingredient is feet!

Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.

Mennonites peeping another dimension.

Meant to be a gran.

Provender is a gateway drug.

*checks weather app*

Canadian artillery is rather… phallic.

Not at the moment, child…

I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER

Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!

It’s buck season at the retirement home!

The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.

Preach it from the hill tops.

To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.