“i would walk 275 miles” doesn’t have the same ring to it

waking up after a long night of drinking water

waking up after a long night of drinking water

the importance of the oxford comma

the importance of the oxford comma

straight talk

lord, it’s me again with dominos

lord, it’s me again with dominos

my first wife and her kids

my first wife and her kids

the dream job

al-cat-raz

*not* sent from my iphone

*not* sent from my iphone

i am enough

fig newtons are delicious

fig newtons are delicious

let stupidity work itself out

let stupidity work itself out

the best country in the nation

the best country in the nation

shrek themed birthday cake

shrek themed birthday cake

i give you money and you give me the donut

i give you money and you give me the donut

gwen stafani was right

gwen stafani was right