I write treats not trickeries

carpet scarf

and this is why ska is the best

and this is why ska is the best

best description of a frog ever

best description of a frog ever

and their true intentions are revealed

and their true intentions are revealed

wrong salsa class

wrong salsa class

money is the universal motivator

money is the universal motivator

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

oh what could have been

oh what could have been

don’t say i didn’t warn you

don’t say i didn’t warn you

don’t weaponize wild t-rexes

don’t weaponize wild t-rexes

some people just want to watch the world burn

some people just want to watch the world burn

book bloopers

introverts shaming extroverts

introverts shaming extroverts

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

i’m locked out of everything, please send help