I could poop here.

Maine Coon papa’s

infect_dprk.exe

You don’t want this, girl.

Snail teeth

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Bitcoin finally explained

[B]runch

Powdered garbage

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

He’s not wrong

Drink more water.

Work smarter not harder.

Perfect camouflage

Play Football With Me, Father!

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.