I need my sister to stay 11 forever.

I need my sister to stay 11 forever.

avoiding people in public is exhausting

avoiding people in public is exhausting

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

i live at the zoo now

i live at the zoo now

there’s no way a home made this soup

there’s no way a home made this soup

money on gandalf

money on gandalf

never letting go

never letting go

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

he had too many balls in the air

he had too many balls in the air

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

purr-fect

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

live laugh lobotomy

live laugh lobotomy

it has stories to tell

it has stories to tell

ode de febreeze

ode de febreeze

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad