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I wish dwarves were real

I wish dwarves were real
An example to us all.
An example to us all.
It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.
It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.
Pick your news gently.
Pick your news gently.
AHHHHHIIII do not want to live on this planet any longer.
AHHHHHIIII do not want to live on this planet any longer.
Spring Has arrived
Spring Has arrived
And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!
And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!
Pass the marinara, won’t you?
Pass the marinara, won’t you?
Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?
Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?
Enjoy the wee ones.
Enjoy the wee ones.
Whom funds WHO?
Whom funds WHO?
Containerize your life.
Containerize your life.
Feed the people.
Feed the people.
Life is a hamster ball.
Life is a hamster ball.
Now that’s what I call a good boy.
Now that’s what I call a good boy.
Never go 100 percent good boy.
Never go 100 percent good boy.
breathtaking
breathtaking
nothing+like+some+classic+fancy+british+snacks
nothing like some classic fancy british snacks
the+times+i+look+at+my+notes+and+go+%26%238220%3Bwtf%26%238221%3B
the times i look at my notes and go “wtf”
every+single+time%2C+actually
every single time, actually
Join the conversation
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+one%26%238230%3B
there’s always one…
not+a+bad+idea+tbh
not a bad idea tbh
10+Comments+that+Serve+as+the+Reason+to+Always+Check+Comment+Sections
10 Comments that Serve as the Reason to Always Check Comment Sections
lightspeed+oats+coming+to+a+store+near+you
lightspeed oats coming to a store near you
oklahoma%26%238217%3Bs+department+of+wildlife+isn%26%238217%3Bt+playing+around
oklahoma’s department of wildlife isn’t playing around
it+has+to+be+designed+this+way+on+purpose
it has to be designed this way on purpose
gee+thanks+for+the+notification%2C+linkedin
gee thanks for the notification, linkedin
the+effort+in+switching+colors+each+word
the effort in switching colors each word