i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

Australia has a duck fashion show and you have to see these elegant fowls

“A naked florida man covered in vaseline was caught running through a mall in the southern florida area this afternoon.”

they’re trying to tell you something

fantasy football is life

too soon?

he should be proud he won something

nothing suspicious here

Which was your favorite aughts emo band?

monch

it’s not complicated

mmmm…

you’re never too old to start working

it’s kind of my job

and for some, those chains are made of unknown animal parts…

she just needs 5 minutes to herself