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if aliens aren’t mocking us right now i’d be pretty disappointed

tweet about alien species making fun of humanity

Go play outside, circa 1959.
Go play outside, circa 1959.
Interplanetary Family Goals ❤️
Interplanetary Family Goals ❤️
Bovines are boastful creatures.
Bovines are boastful creatures.
It’s a bit ruff out there…
It’s a bit ruff out there…
Deep breaths, Dorothy dear…
Deep breaths, Dorothy dear…
CHRIST ON A CRACKER!
CHRIST ON A CRACKER!
Good Boy Airlines – Where every seat is first class
Good Boy Airlines – Where every seat is first class
Raise a community cow, why not?
Raise a community cow, why not?
Make-a-wish
Make-a-wish
Bunnies make terrible bar patrons.
Bunnies make terrible bar patrons.
Fun with hedgehog.
Fun with hedgehog.
Promises are meant to be broken.
Promises are meant to be broken.
I bet she has some kind of idea…
I bet she has some kind of idea…
He’s a large fan of the bubble machine at daycare.
He’s a large fan of the bubble machine at daycare.
Think Cookie.
Think Cookie.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.
Join the conversation
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
Some+might+even+say+it%26%238217%3Bs+revolutionary.
Some might even say it’s revolutionary.
Sad+if+true%26%238230%3B.
Sad if true….
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…