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if aliens aren’t mocking us right now i’d be pretty disappointed

tweet about alien species making fun of humanity
#stealthebins
#stealthebins
Mark knock it off you’ll be ok.
Mark knock it off you’ll be ok.
Good call, Trudeau…
Good call, Trudeau…
Hoover Dam sans water, circa 1936.
Hoover Dam sans water, circa 1936.
I would watch this soap Oprah.
I would watch this soap Oprah.
Classy lady…
Classy lady…
I could Pop all of these into the toaster.
I could Pop all of these into the toaster.
Stop stealing, generally.
Stop stealing, generally.
Now that’s a spooky costume…
Now that’s a spooky costume…
Drama on the Bridge…
Drama on the Bridge…
Brick is fren.
Brick is fren.
This girl parties…
This girl parties…
We got the math all wrong!
We got the math all wrong!
It’s a trick!
It’s a trick!
Are gran’s allowed to have this much fun?
Are gran’s allowed to have this much fun?
Paris+is+having+a+good+2020+so+far%26%238230%3B
Paris is having a good 2020 so far…
Can+you+hear+the+money+sing%3F
Can you hear the money sing?
%2Asad+2010-2019+noises%2A
*sad 2010-2019 noises*
PSA%3A+It%26%238217%3Bs+never+worth+it.
PSA: It’s never worth it.
Join the conversation
Only+known+preserved+head+of+the+Dodo+Bird.
Only known preserved head of the Dodo Bird.
Dreams+really+come+true%2C+sometimes.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
Pressed+cat.
Pressed cat.
pile+of+trouble
pile of trouble
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
Dammit%2C+Bob.
Dammit, Bob.
%26%238230%3B.could+I+trouble+you+for+a+slab+of+mutton+and+a+horn+of+mead%3F
….could I trouble you for a slab of mutton and a horn of mead?
Gran+knows+the+difference.
Gran knows the difference.