if cats could talk

You’d do good to learn Welsh…

You’d do good to learn Welsh…

Dwight you ignorant slut…

Dwight you ignorant slut…

And that’s just the problem with whales…

And that’s just the problem with whales…

Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977

Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977

Now that’s what I call cosplay…

Now that’s what I call cosplay…

Never trust the Irish

Never trust the Irish

Faces of avalanche rescue dogs

Faces of avalanche rescue dogs

She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.

She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.

She’s proud of her sign.

She’s proud of her sign.

*pays more into SS*

*pays more into SS*

A little salami should help with the mood.

A little salami should help with the mood.

Goose Chuckingâ„¢

Goose Chuckingâ„¢

Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.

Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.

Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.

Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.

Activate ultra sneak…

Activate ultra sneak…