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if cats could talk

20 cloves of garlic
20 cloves of garlic
wrong salsa class
wrong salsa class
texting during the renaissance
texting during the renaissance
he just showed up on day one of shooting
he just showed up on day one of shooting
and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears
and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears
tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes
tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes
i’m locked out of everything, please send help
i’m locked out of everything, please send help
some people just want to watch the world burn
some people just want to watch the world burn
carpet scarf
carpet scarf
money is the universal motivator
money is the universal motivator
don’t say i didn’t warn you
don’t say i didn’t warn you
book bloopers
book bloopers
and their true intentions are revealed
and their true intentions are revealed
cat is priority 1
cat is priority 1
oh what could have been
oh what could have been
The+problem+with+being+a+fatalist%26%238230%3B
The problem with being a fatalist…
ROCKY%2C+ROAAAD%3F%21
ROCKY, ROAAAD?!
Gotdammit%2C+Bruce%26%238230%3B
Gotdammit, Bruce…
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?
Join the conversation
Coyotes+on+the+bus%26%238230%3B
Coyotes on the bus…
I+miss+the+rains+down+in%2C+Lubbock%26%238230%3B
I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…
These+days%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+almost+like+I%26%238217%3Bm+invisible%26%238230%3B
These days, it’s almost like I’m invisible…
Someone+back+at+HQ+celebrating.
Someone back at HQ celebrating.
Wall+tourism+has+spiked+10+fold.
Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.