if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

That’s sexist!

That’s sexist!

Let’s not forget Curiosity is cruising around Mars with Obama’s autograph

Let’s not forget Curiosity is cruising around Mars with Obama’s autograph

Accurate

The thing about being tall…

The thing about being tall…

Sea puppers.

mmm butts

Never trust a cat on drugs

Never trust a cat on drugs

Ear earrings and finger rings.

Ear earrings and finger rings.

Nuisance body parts

Nuisance body parts

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory original cast

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory original cast

My spirit animal, the mighty sloth

My spirit animal, the mighty sloth

Man celebrating vote to repeal Obamacare learns he is on Obamacare.

Man celebrating vote to repeal Obamacare learns he is on Obamacare.

I am the one with the force

I am the one with the force

Thanks, Obama.

Rack em up.