if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta
Let’s not forget Curiosity is cruising around Mars with Obama’s autograph
The thing about being tall…
Never trust a cat on drugs
Ear earrings and finger rings.
Nuisance body parts
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory original cast
My spirit animal, the mighty sloth
Man celebrating vote to repeal Obamacare learns he is on Obamacare.
I am the one with the force
Rack em up.