if you’re having a bad day, i present to you birds behind glasses of water

finishing strong with ice cream

finishing strong with ice cream

who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?

who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?

It passes the test!

It passes the test!

beware the bjork

beware the bjork

a burrito is not a travel taco

a burrito is not a travel taco

biohazard

gangster flowers

gangster flowers

never underestimate what signs humans need

never underestimate what signs humans need

don’t wake the bat

don’t wake the bat

traffic is the answer

traffic is the answer

is this a joke to you, dan?

is this a joke to you, dan?

apple would make a terrible babysitter

apple would make a terrible babysitter

sell your bones for riches

sell your bones for riches

it’s science

this is why i don’t keep a diary

this is why i don’t keep a diary