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If I were Superman…

If I were Superman...
I might be a bit touched…
I might be a bit touched…
This is family tradition.
This is family tradition.
customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright
customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright
The robuts are really in to musical notation…
The robuts are really in to musical notation…
I am empty in side.
I am empty in side.
Look’n good hom[e]ie.
Look’n good hom[e]ie.
She’s living in the year 2525.
She’s living in the year 2525.
My pupils… they ain’t coming back.
My pupils… they ain’t coming back.
Thank you for your service, Tonya.
Thank you for your service, Tonya.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
Wax mannequins in a department store melt during a London heat wave, circandle 1930.
Wax mannequins in a department store melt during a London heat wave, circandle 1930.
The puppies are conniving.
The puppies are conniving.
We must debug, deeper.
We must debug, deeper.
That damn MacAvoy woman…
That damn MacAvoy woman…
Am I getting meme’ed on?
Am I getting meme’ed on?
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Join the conversation
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
B+I+D+E+N+YES
B I D E N YES
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack