When you get in to your magic dung stash…

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

this is how many sides a circle has

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

Incredible architecture memes that will leave you in awe

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before