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Please never invite me to your BBQ.

Please never invite me to your BBQ.
new profile pic
new profile pic
interesting perspective
interesting perspective
who ya gonna call?
who ya gonna call?
the line, i’m about to cross it
the line, i’m about to cross it
screamy dreamy
screamy dreamy
it was a simpler time
it was a simpler time
spider tenants
spider tenants
mental breakdown trading cards could be its own category
mental breakdown trading cards could be its own category
data got jokes
data got jokes
nothing to see here, just the oncoming apocalypse
nothing to see here, just the oncoming apocalypse
watermelon corgi. clearly the most prepared for battle
watermelon corgi. clearly the most prepared for battle
or sew it seams
or sew it seams
i should have been a vet
i should have been a vet
bring back plague doctors
bring back plague doctors
at least they’re trying
at least they’re trying
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
Join the conversation
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.