It’s my favorite feature.

It's my favorite feature.

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

you had a good run

you had a good run

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system