i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

joke about going to the butcher and asking for personality

Pink Poison, A New Trend Saving The Rhino

Pink Poison, A New Trend Saving The Rhino

It’s just a prank, bro

It’s just a prank, bro

Black Friday.

Well, owl be damned.

Well, owl be damned.

The show must go on

The show must go on

I used to work retail. The apologies meant nothing to me.

I used to work retail. The apologies meant nothing to me.

Charlie Brown had Franklin sitting alone on his own side of the table for Thanksgiving in a lawn chair.

Charlie Brown had Franklin sitting alone on his own side of the table for Thanksgiving in a lawn chair.

Margaret Hamilton, who helped code the software that got Apollo 11 on the Moon was awarded a Medal of Freedom.

Margaret Hamilton, who helped code the software that got Apollo 11 on the Moon was awarded a Medal of Freedom.

I want cake…

The many lessons of Harry Potter

The many lessons of Harry Potter

I’m not going to lie, I tuned you out…

I’m not going to lie, I tuned you out…

It will be the best thanksgiving. With terrific people. No one loves thanksgiving more than me.

It will be the best thanksgiving. With terrific people. No one loves thanksgiving more than me.

The Alluring Viscosity of Mars and The Vesica Piscis

The Alluring Viscosity of Mars and The Vesica Piscis

One and Done

…and then I wasn’t afraid of the dark

…and then I wasn’t afraid of the dark