i’m on the phone, sweetie

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Be drunk.

I need an adult.

I need an adult.

Nature + Advertising

Nature + Advertising

Watching a movie with a parent.

Watching a movie with a parent.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

What did you have for breakfast?

What did you have for breakfast?

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Volkswagen van for scale

Volkswagen van for scale

Me at age 13

Help. The bad man touched me.

Help. The bad man touched me.

Thanks Obama

How does my new dress look?

How does my new dress look?

Riddle me this, atheists…

Riddle me this, atheists…

The difference between creepy and cool.

The difference between creepy and cool.