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I’m only $9 short

Whenever someone calls me ugly…
Whenever someone calls me ugly…
Raise my hand…
Raise my hand…
Repeat until rich.
Repeat until rich.
Can’t. Stop. Being. Awesome.
Can’t. Stop. Being. Awesome.
Good morning!
Good morning!
Douchebag merit badges.
Douchebag merit badges.
Relationship status.
Relationship status.
Suddenly I don’t feel so well…
Suddenly I don’t feel so well…
Political candidates.
Political candidates.
Don’t be this guy.
Don’t be this guy.
Lil’ Bean.
Lil’ Bean.
Epic popsicle sticks.
Epic popsicle sticks.
I HAS A HAND!
I HAS A HAND!
Told you!
Told you!
LQL.
LQL.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Join the conversation
Words.
Words.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?