When the soul leaves the body.
Go without your favorite thing for three days.
How much did your parents love you?
You’re talking about me in Morse Code…
Avocados are jerks…
The best argument against democracy.
Do you ever feel bugs, when there are no bugs?
Emus vs. weasel ball.
The color of pee.
If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.
Specially designed for Nutella.
When I first saw Tom Hanks
Shaped by powerful women
Trying to sleep
My broken body
Join the conversation
To find the car, you must think like the car.
The two states of every programmer
You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
I’m so happy.
Ebola in America!!!