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imagine wearing slippers that have human faces

So, Clark.
So, Clark.
I’m not so good at flirting…
I’m not so good at flirting…
Scar! How could you!
Scar! How could you!
Just a walrus practicing vocalizations.
Just a walrus practicing vocalizations.
Emoticon Bohemian Rhapsody.
Emoticon Bohemian Rhapsody.
Crushes through time.
Crushes through time.
Best pillow ever.
Best pillow ever.
When she says ‘I love you’ on a first date…
When she says ‘I love you’ on a first date…
When someone asks to use my laptop.
When someone asks to use my laptop.
Nobody likes to see public displays of affection…
Nobody likes to see public displays of affection…
Poor Queen…
Poor Queen…
My thoughts on Fifty Shades of Grey.
My thoughts on Fifty Shades of Grey.
I thought you were never ever coming home ever…
I thought you were never ever coming home ever…
The most powerful weapon.
The most powerful weapon.
…periodically.
…periodically.
Some+say+she%26%238217%3Bs+still+waiting+to+this+day%26%238230%3B
Some say she’s still waiting to this day…
Ever+wonder+what+happened+to+Kevin%26%238217%3Bs+plane+ticket+in+Home+Alone%3F
Ever wonder what happened to Kevin’s plane ticket in Home Alone?
Thirsty+bird.
Thirsty bird.
Marshal+mattered.
Marshal mattered.
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Elon+Musk+gets+owned+by+Flat+Earth+Society
Elon Musk gets owned by Flat Earth Society
It%26%238217%3Bs+dangerous+to+go+alone.
It’s dangerous to go alone.
10+%2F+10+best+in+the+nest.
10 / 10 best in the nest.
Care+for+a+McSmoke%3F
Care for a McSmoke?
A+Christmas+Tree+Tartlet
A Christmas Tree Tartlet
Awkward+doggo
Awkward doggo
I+could+eat+my+shorts+here.
I could eat my shorts here.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+little+distracted+lately%2C+sorry+baby.
I’m a little distracted lately, sorry baby.