Feeling Lucky?

imagine you step up to bat and the pitcher is wearing this

Sage advice.
Sage advice.
DIABETUS!
DIABETUS!
Hippos.
Hippos.
Invisible corncob.
Invisible corncob.
How to eat…
How to eat…
Don’t you Squidward…?
Don’t you Squidward…?
Having a rough day?
Having a rough day?
Trolling level 439932.
Trolling level 439932.
Contents of toothpaste.
Contents of toothpaste.
How color blind people see pie charts.
How color blind people see pie charts.
Can you read this?
Can you read this?
Before and after adoption.
Before and after adoption.
There is a God!
There is a God!
TV volume…
TV volume…
Well hello there.
Well hello there.
So%2C+what+makes+you+great%3F
So, what makes you great?
What+I+hate+about+job+interviews.
What I hate about job interviews.
Try+this+at+home.
Try this at home.
Neat+packaging.
Neat packaging.
Join the conversation
Homegoods+pillow+on+comforting+women.
Homegoods pillow on comforting women.
I%26%238217%3Bm+here+for+you+Billy.
I’m here for you Billy.
Sushi+fish+tank.
Sushi fish tank.
Canadian+Libertarians%26%238230%3B
Canadian Libertarians…
When+someone+says+Hogwarts+isn%26%238217%3Bt+real%26%238230%3B
When someone says Hogwarts isn’t real…
Art+is+the+weapon.
Art is the weapon.
You+have+a+parasite.
You have a parasite.
War+time.
War time.