What a delicious looking poached jelly.

What a delicious looking poached jelly.

Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off

Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off

Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant

It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There

It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There

Skeptical dogs are skeptical.

Skeptical dogs are skeptical.

The rock

Stop Booping My Nose, Human

Stop Booping My Nose, Human

Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…

Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…

Those Things Are Like Grenades

Those Things Are Like Grenades

I Need More Conditioner

I Need More Conditioner

Time To Go To Bed

Time To Go To Bed

Talking About Immature

Talking About Immature

Game Of Tumblr

Every day.

Mmmm… Pizza

The pinnacle of human evolution.

The pinnacle of human evolution.