Found this in a parenting book. We’re having triplets…

Found this in a parenting book. We're having triplets...

It eats the seeds…

It eats the seeds…

Not the most economical death…

Not the most economical death…

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

All the beautiful people.

All the beautiful people.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

RIP In Peace Mr. Frogger

RIP In Peace Mr. Frogger