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Found this in a parenting book. We’re having triplets…

Found this in a parenting book. We're having triplets...
can’t you read?
can’t you read?
i always knew chickens were perverts
i always knew chickens were perverts
did a haunted piano write this?
did a haunted piano write this?
yes, actually
yes, actually
give this the pulitzer
give this the pulitzer
affordable demons
affordable demons
co-parenting at its finest
co-parenting at its finest
game changer
game changer
shopping rabbit
shopping rabbit
do i really like me, though? do i?
do i really like me, though? do i?
we love to underestimate witches
we love to underestimate witches
i like the way you work it
i like the way you work it
don’t touch anything
don’t touch anything
pizza thief!
pizza thief!
does anyone object to this union?
does anyone object to this union?
idk%2C+i+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+laundry+in+disguise
idk, i think you’re laundry in disguise
%26%238220%3Bwhy+couldn%26%238217%3Bt+you+be+more+like+jonny%3F%21%26%238221%3B
“why couldn’t you be more like jonny?!”
%26%238220%3B%CE%BC%CE%B7%CE%BD+%CE%B3%CE%B5%CE%BB%CE%AC%CF%82%26%238221%3B+%E2%80%93+i%26%238217%3Bd+totally+put+the+mission+at+risk
“μην γελάς” – i’d totally put the mission at risk
tea+is+more+than+what+it+seems
tea is more than what it seems
Join the conversation
waiting+for+the+cleaning+fairy+to+show+up
waiting for the cleaning fairy to show up
lookin%26%238217%3B+good%2C+just+like+a+snake+in+the+grass
lookin’ good, just like a snake in the grass
i%26%238217%3Bm+down+for+this
i’m down for this
never+giving+my+kid+a+toy+again+%3E%3A%28
never giving my kid a toy again >:(
what+butter+nut+wants%2C+butter+nut+gets
what butter nut wants, butter nut gets
time+to+change
time to change
buying+a+ticket+RIGHT+NOW%21%21%21%21
buying a ticket RIGHT NOW!!!!
one+of+the+most+annoying+things+on+the+planet
one of the most annoying things on the planet