New year new you?
Specific and relatable, yes.
I would watch this movie.
When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.
joe biden picking up georgia and pennsylvania
Be careful with your liver.
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
Are you winning, son?
Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.
Get the cigars, Teddy.
*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…
A noodle in every sip.
I can dig it.
Just F’n around.
Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.
Ban dentists, actually.