in fact, make it two

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

did he do it?

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the math adds up

the math adds up

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

time to cry!

trojan pigeon

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod