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the benchmark of honest ads
the benchmark of honest ads
you’re fired.
you’re fired.
perfectly balanced, as all things should be
perfectly balanced, as all things should be
the last thing bread sees
the last thing bread sees
i sense a motif…
i sense a motif…
thanks…I guess…?
thanks…I guess…?
just a sleepover with the boys
just a sleepover with the boys
rice à la tap water
rice à la tap water
you will be mine
you will be mine
gorilla glue has nothing on this level of adhesion
gorilla glue has nothing on this level of adhesion
a flying gray (fur)son
a flying gray (fur)son
2 men enter, one man leaves
2 men enter, one man leaves
regulations are regulations
regulations are regulations
we may never know the cause…
we may never know the cause…
the duality of man
the duality of man
It+still+ain%26%238217%3Bt+much%26%238230%3B
It still ain’t much…
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+try+harder+than+that%2C+gubment.
You’ll have to try harder than that, gubment.
That%26%238217%3Bs+life%2C+baby.
That’s life, baby.
Sea+bugs+are+best+bugs.
Sea bugs are best bugs.
Join the conversation
%26%238230%3Band+my+vote.
…and my vote.
%2Asad+kermie+noises%2A
*sad kermie noises*
I+guess+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+sapiosexual%26%238230%3B
I guess I’m a sapiosexual…
The+many+layers+of+Tutankhamun
The many layers of Tutankhamun
We+must+go+back%2C+honestly.
We must go back, honestly.
Grey+cat+helps+blind+friend+stay+on+path.
Grey cat helps blind friend stay on path.
Starbucks%2C+circa+Al-Ula%2C+Saudi+Arabia.
Starbucks, circa Al-Ula, Saudi Arabia.
Let+the+cats+use+cutlary.
Let the cats use cutlary.